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Pit Cricket

A Pit cricket is a close relative to the mud cricket and buckle bunnies. Typically found at races in the pits hanging around different drivers from different categories. Normally tries to sleep with 1st place drivers.
Well shit look at that pit cricket at it again, that’s the fourth driver I’ve seen her give her number to.
by Coochiemayne October 13, 2020
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cricket

The game of cricket is a game where everyone hates England equally.
Fuck not those cricket Poms again
by cricketontopjeremy November 22, 2023
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Cricket

Cricket is one of the most popular sports in the world. It is a lot more interesting than other sports like football. The largest cricket league in the world is the IPL (INDIAN PREMIER LEAGUE) and the governing body is the ICC (International Cricket Council). Cricket is extremely popular in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Sri Lanka, Australia, New. Zealand, West Indies, England, Ireland, South Africa, Zimbabwe and UAE.

Cricket is a bat and ball game. There are 3 formats of the game (Test, One Day, T20). The positions on the field are bowler, keeper, batter, and fielder. Although fielding is the least favourite in youngsters but it is what wins a game.
Cricket is not to be confused with baseball and similar sports. Main Reason: There are no 3 strikes in cricket or 'home run'
Top Cricketers of all time include Ricky Ponting, Don Bradman, Sachin Tendulkar, Michael Vaughan, Brian Lara, Chris Gayle, and Imran Khan
Top cricketers of today include, Babar Azam, Virat Kohli, Jasprit Bumrah, Mohammed Rizwan, Rishabh Pant, Patt Cummins, Rohit Sharma, Jos Buttler, Joe Root, Kane Williamson, and Jofra Archer
As of Feb 2022 the biggest rivalry is India-Pakistan and the top teams are (according to the icc) Australia(Test) , New Zealand(ODI), India(T20i). You can find the current one on the icc website
England cricket are not performing as well and have tried to change the rules with THE HUNDRED - a disgrace to cricket.
For more information see the icc page
Who likes football, it is such a terrible sport, instead you could play cricket, one of the best games in the world
by CRICKET4LIFE March 3, 2022
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Cricketeers

A couple of conspiracy theorists bunkered up after a 34 count conviction! Hiding from the world knowing their anti-American support of felons & crime has in no way affected their ability to walk a beat! #BeatWalkersSupportingCrime
Yo MEME, you think our wife’s know we are sniveling anti-American butt hurt bunker bitches disguised as cricketeers. Nah, we got this RICQ, #RepealTheSteal.
by Silky_13 May 31, 2024
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prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.
Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.
That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.
by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022
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Cricket Stiff

Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
Robbie ya fucking stiff. Fuck u love cricket cunt. Fucking cricket stiff
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021
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