Putting the Cult before the compound

Doing things out of order - prioritizing the wrong aspect of a project or equation. A variation of “putting the cart before the horse”.

Max was really putting the cult before the compound when he bought a new suit to wear at my wedding before I even invited him.

Jimmy really put the cult before the compound when he bought a German Shepard with huge balls that pisses inside before he bought a house with a yard.

by Max Pop December 3, 2023

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sadist cult of owens

a very powerful cult that owns the kkk and the nazi's.

the sadist cult of owens is very powerful, i heard they are hiring!

by honorary owen II January 10, 2023

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The Flower Cult

A amazing cult that honors Cagney Carnation a boss from a game called Cuphead. The cult currently has... 7 members. The Flower Cult owner is... Yukii (online name)/Celeste(Quotev/Discord name) we love doing some random stuff. we are currently planning a Funeral for the owners Monokuma plushie. Funfact I AM THE OWNER!!! BAHAAHAHA!!!! We also like to summon Cagney at 3AM we sometimes spam whatever.
we love Cagney, Bob and Danganronpa! Today i almost burned down my house trying to make Macaroni! THERE WAS SMOKE! HAHA ! (Monday, August 8 2022)

Yukii: Yo. wanna join the flower cult?!
name: what tf is that
Yukii: its a cult where we honor Cagney.
name: yeah sure.
Yukii: YO! WE GOT A NEW MEMBER!!!!!!
Tsumugi: cool.
Nyx: slay!
Any other member: omg heyoo!!

by 「Yukii」 August 8, 2022

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Authoritarian Religious Cult

Oh? You mean you're not going to continue you to do that? Because you were doing that up until now and the internet shit-libs are going to keep doing and NOW...

Hym "The conservatives are doing it too... The were already an Authoritarian Religious Cult and now they're back at it again and are violating the constitution by imposing their incest cult on the schools in their states. So... That isn't helpful. It's too late for any of that. You've already lost. You might as well go into hibernation for the next 5 years because you're done. You shouldn't have let the economy slip fuck-face. And by economy I mean the price of domestic goods. And I don't care about the billionaires shit-lib. Prices down NOW. Don't care how it happens. Also, my thing or death."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

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