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board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.
"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"
by Will of Stone February 5, 2004
mugGet the board monkeymug.

Tread the boards

Actors' term for "following in someone's footsteps"
When choosing a profession leading to gainful employment tread the boards of the people you admire the most. It doesn't have to be family members though.
by Sexydimma June 2, 2023
mugGet the Tread the boardsmug.

Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.
Robert sanders is the key-board-king
by Top G three December 10, 2022
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canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"
by Diabestic January 23, 2015
mugGet the canadian board meetingmug.

Circuit Board

The thing you find everywhere, mostly in electronics. They can break into pieces easily, and if you broke one….
They can contain integrated circuits, electronic components, or any other sort of item the board needs.
The most normal type is single-sided, but some boards have to be double sided.

Before you throw away your electronics, you should take out whatever’s useful, and remember this: Yes, boards can become collectors items.
The circuit board on this device is very dirty.
by UH Hecker February 9, 2024
mugGet the Circuit Boardmug.

Smack Board

n. A chat box open to participants of online fantasy sports competitions allowing the competitors to exchange trash talk between each other.
Hey, did you see how heated that Smack Board got?

Yeah, we were taking shots at each other!
by Joseph Spadafino, PhD October 8, 2011
mugGet the Smack Boardmug.

mitch board

A longboard that a poser skates. Usually with clear or spray on grip. Not legit.
I heard Bob started skating.

Yea, He rides a mitch board.
by joshy washy November 28, 2007
mugGet the mitch boardmug.

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