Australian Cone Pipe

A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.

"John pulled the Australian Cone Pipe in a local Walmart"
"Get away from me right now!"

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Australian Cone Pipe

The Australian Cone Pipe is when a trucker and his wife stop in a public restroom with a traffic cone. The wife sits upside down with her head in the toilet with the cone on her face, wide side down. The trucker strips naked and then releases his laxative-influenced liquid fury into the small hole of the cone. This leaves a lot of poo poo all over the stall. They then leave the restroom without cleaning.

Man 1: "My wife and I just did an Australian Cone Pipe and now she wants a divorce. I'm getting sued by the restaurant people"
Man 2: "Please leave my house, it's been 3 days. You can't stay on my couch anymore."

by Hamstring_McChicken April 28, 2024

Australian Icebox

The act of having a mint up your butt

My girl gave me an Australian Icebox last night.

by Bootyholic May 15, 2024

Australian Airforce Cadets

The Australian Airforce Cadets are the superior of all Cadets, Better than the Homosexual "Anchor Wanker" and the very horny "Tanker Wankers", The Airforce Cadets The Australian Airforce Cadets are also the smartest and most intellectual out of the 3. Think of them like the Middle child, Extremely Underrated

Oh shit, theres the Australian Airforce Cadets

by UP_DA_WAHS May 21, 2024

Australian Brain Freeze

The "Australian Brain Freeze" is the sex act of putting an ice cube in a vagina. It's named after Australia because Australia is known as the land down under.

My girlfriend's asked me to do the Australian Brain Freeze for her last night. It was horrible.

by BubblesØ6 May 22, 2024

Australian Super Soaker

A wet pussy

Damn after I was done with her, she was an Australian Super Soaker!

by PhoenixRisen95 May 29, 2024

Australian burp

Also known as a fart. An Australian burp is like a regular burp, but 'down under'.

"Dude it stinks in here, did you fart?" - Tom
"No, I swear it was just a burp." - Jeff
"It smells like it was an Australian burp." - Kirk

by Hank Überman November 25, 2021