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Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.
We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.
by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011
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Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.
(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.
by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023
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spoon sigh

The act of letting out a breath frustration just enough for anyone within a 3 foot radius to notice. Usually this occurs when extreme hunger sets in and one is looking for the proper utensil that will compliment their exact meal, of which will be consumed within seconds, only to realize all the utensils are insufficient.
As she poured the last 3 pieces of cereal into her bowl after a long day of work, the girl let out a spoon sigh equipt with a roll of the eyes and hip pop.
by bananna87 March 29, 2010
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Spoon Killer

The spoon killer is a person who spoons you until you die. Or he spoons your nuts. the spoon killer is joey white, he lives in the upper part of vaughan.
"spoon deez nuts!!"
-Julian/Joey/Spoon killer
by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023
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Spoons Dad

Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.
"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"

"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".
by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022
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Spoon Bath

Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.
Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!
by Millrat23 July 20, 2019
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Hard spooning

The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them
Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!
by ToxicVideo September 29, 2017
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