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Spoons fever

Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.
“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”

“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
by SassySpooner January 8, 2019
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Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.
I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.
by Pierced69 November 7, 2021
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Hard spooning

The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them
Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!
by ToxicVideo September 29, 2017
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Cup and Spoon

Cup and Spoon. - The act of sleeping with somebody, while you spoon them, and cup a part of their anatomy in a close embrace.
She decided to cup and spoon me all night, which meant I had an 8 hour testicular exam of the nicest form.
by EvilElephantitis May 24, 2020
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Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.
Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit
by nigelburns July 9, 2018
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slotted spoon

A person who is a unlikable and kind of an asshole.
by artistotle May 5, 2017
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Bleached the spoons

To make a remark on social media that opens you up to ridicule and hilarity.
I bleached the spoons when I said One Direction were musicians.

I bleached the spoons when I didn't know who Shakespeare was.
by Zixer May 5, 2014
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