Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.
Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?
by Salvatore1 March 10, 2011
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Silver spooned

The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.
Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.
by S-Renee June 05, 2020
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Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.
"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."
by Septic Boy November 08, 2017
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spoon collector

a super hawt, skinny, slayful woman whom everyone is in love with.
Wow! Bella is such a spoon collector!!!
by spnclrtr July 06, 2022
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Cup and Spoon

Cup and Spoon. - The act of sleeping with somebody, while you spoon them, and cup a part of their anatomy in a close embrace.
She decided to cup and spoon me all night, which meant I had an 8 hour testicular exam of the nicest form.
by EvilElephantitis May 25, 2020
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Spoon bag

To be surepticiously screwed by a superior while they pretend to be doing right by you.
I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.
by Drunkenfun April 14, 2016
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spoon sigh

The act of letting out a breath frustration just enough for anyone within a 3 foot radius to notice. Usually this occurs when extreme hunger sets in and one is looking for the proper utensil that will compliment their exact meal, of which will be consumed within seconds, only to realize all the utensils are insufficient.
As she poured the last 3 pieces of cereal into her bowl after a long day of work, the girl let out a spoon sigh equipt with a roll of the eyes and hip pop.
by bananna87 March 30, 2010
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