Sitting here like a spring chicken

A very bored person who is horribly unshowered, uncouth, irreverent and has cheeto stained fingers. Aka. The worst type of person.

I'm just sitting here like a spring chicken, waiting for the dragonfruit i ordered online.

by MastaTDawg October 11, 2012

sit-upon

a nicer way term for someone's ass/behind

mother: Evan, please get your sit-upon off the floor, I can't pass with the laundry basket; you're in the middle of the bloody hallway.

Evan: go back to your cave. Can't you see I'm playing transformers?.

by Sexydimma July 4, 2012

Pole-sitting

When someone try to collect as many weapons and perks in an online game without leveling up, so they have an advantage over other players of the same level.

He has been at level 38 for over a week. He is pole-sitting so he can win more events and beat people to improve his stats.

by blazer13 September 4, 2013

Sit n Roll

The act of rolling a joint while taking a shit.

Yo, I gotta go snag my tray so i can sit n roll then we can blaze up later

by jackmaster9000 April 17, 2012

sitting-bulled

(Adv.) So Drunk and/or High that you are incapable of moving and continue to sit carefree.

"Go grab the Pringles"

"I'm Sitting-Bulled"

"Well fuck looks like we're going hungry"

"Chiefed bro Chiefed"

by kprowand January 17, 2012

Sit Is Firm

A phrase from the 1800s that expresses ultimate respect for handicapped people.

Oh no worries sir, sit is firm.

by TheEchomaker March 19, 2011

Urban Sitting

A recreational activity consisting of sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of the city. Particularly in a heavily traveled area so you may interact with the indigenous people.

Dude 1:"Dude, urban sitting tonight!?"
Dude 2:"I'm down! Grab some chairs!"

by copymaster114 November 14, 2011