Cassidy Shift

taking the first 2 hours of your shift off to sleep it off

Isn't Hayley working today, where is she, it's 7?
Oh, she's doing a Cassidy Shift today, coming in at 9.

by OGRT June 27, 2022

Gauntlet shift

Working more than five days in a row without a day off.

Friend:Hey, you want to go get a drink after work?
Friend 2:No, I can't. I have a gauntlet shift this week and I need the rest.

by 2pens1word July 11, 2019

Thanos Shift

When working in retail or fast food, where half of the working staff are present, and all of the resources and supplies are there.

“I can’t believe that Jeff got everyone else sick with a cold. Thanks to him, we’re stuck in a Thanos Shift.”

by CaveJohnson94 June 9, 2020

shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.

Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021

no lift shift

No lift shift is a day where your out ripping you 4 wheeler and your ridding balls to the wall (full throttle)

Hey bud wanna go for a no lift shift

Let’s fucking go bud

by Big dick swigging November 27, 2018

Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.

Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."

by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022

truckers gear shift

It's when an artist or band is trying to make their song just a little bit longer, but have no additional lyrics. So they sing the chorus another time or two in a higher octave.

REM is notorious for doing this.

You can tell John ran out of lyrics, cuz he hit the truckers gear shift like he was headed east on the 10.

by Agencylament December 14, 2020