expression derived from the experiment that consists in putting a child and a comically large cake in the same room. therefore the cake is neither untouched or eaten until we open the door to the room. we have our cake and eat it too
by nickyishere April 3, 2025
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Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.
by k80theshade April 14, 2025
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It suck man because I can’t find anyone to date because I’m either too much of a degenerate or too based. This is a prime example of Schrödingers Chud.
by Jsigma10 January 19, 2026
Get the Schrödingers Chud mug.Much like Schrödinger's Turk, Schrödinger's Wealth is a term used exclusively for the Twitch streamer Hasan Piker. The term is used when a person flip flops from being rich to poor or (brokie in Hasan words) to blend in with or avoid being called out by other people
Hasan: "I grew up in poverty"
People with a brain: "Didn't this MF say he was rich yesterday? Oh his hole family had wealth? Must be Schrödinger's Wealth kicking in"
People with a brain: "Didn't this MF say he was rich yesterday? Oh his hole family had wealth? Must be Schrödinger's Wealth kicking in"
by Mr. [HYPERLINK BLOCK] January 22, 2026
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So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time
Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted
Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later
Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good
Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later
Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good
by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026
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Get the Schrodinger's Bus mug.Being “strong and empowered” when things go well, but “oppressed and a victim” when the same choices go wrong — depending on what’s more useful at the time.
She voluntarily used OnlyFans to sell her own adult content and made millions, then later claimed she was exploited when it suited her — a textbook case of Schrödinger’s Feminism.
by Maxwatts February 11, 2026
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