Redneck Circumcision

When you place a firecracker in your foreskin and light it off.

"You ain't a man 'til yerr uncle daddy gives ya the ol' redneck circumcision."

"Daddy, I saw Carl and Daryl givin' each other them redneck circumcisions again"

by Dick Darylson May 7, 2018

Redneck margarita

a glass of tequila

a redneck margarita, you know the one just straight tequila

by Trolololo69 April 6, 2015

Redneck Condom

A chicken.

"Oh Harvey, I forgot to bring contraception!"

"Not to worry Edna, I'll catch us a redneck condom!"

by Arson Cokkenbauls June 2, 2009

Backwoods redneck

A redneck who lives in the back of the woods with all the rednecks and imbreds. You can find them in ga and all of them love the goriga bull dogs

Wow that chick in our science class must be a backwoods redneck.

Ewww that horse face girl looks like a backwoods redneck.

by Baparksfrommhs March 17, 2010

redneck teen

a 13-19 year old most likely a farmboy. wears flannels, wife beaters, boots, jeans/work pants. owns guns lives in eastern region.

that damn redneck teen kept me upall night shooting that double barrel

by bill kilroy February 20, 2011

Redneck shower

When you wont take the time to wash your BO off or waited to the last second to get ready so you wiped deodorant all over yourself to cover up the smell

Dad: Hey its time to go to your friend's birthday party,did you take a shower?

Son: Nope,wheres the speed stick? I'll just take a redneck shower.

Dad: Dammit i didn't raise you to be this lazy!

by Shawneeboy March 27, 2010

Redneck Roulette

When a group of rednecks take turns having sex with one girl without using condoms. Each redneck crosses his fingers that the child-to-be isn't his. Often the chosen girl happens to be one of the redneck's sisters.

Redneck #1 - Hey man get ready, we're gunna get drunk tonight and play a round of redneck roulette with Billy Joe's sister.
Redneck #2 - A ding dang doo!!

by Jimmy George June 2, 2008