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Read the red words

A phrase coined by TikTok celeb Jen Hamilton. It refers to the red words in the New Testament of the Bible, which are words that Jesus himself said.
You need to read the red words, you MAGA scum
by Jadyn_Sage June 15, 2025
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Sight reading

When a band performs a piece of music they've seen for the first time and have to listen to each other and adjust on the spot, typically in front of a judge or some form of evaluation.
"Ms. Smith signed a sight reading along with scale test."
by om51406 June 17, 2025
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Reading Coperehension Effect

when someone claims you don't understand the writing of a particular story or character instead of just admitting their character written like shit
Notable benefactors of the Reading Coperehension Effect are Jinrang from Lookism and Yuno from Black Clover
by theknownallbeall August 9, 2025
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A phrase used to describe someone who uses fancy and/or excessive speech. In the context of Limbus Company, the phrase was used in a scene where a character explains as if they read the thesaurus, causing one of the main characters to call them out.
Person A: I was struck with sorrow upon the sight of their entrails. In fact, I had gained an epiphany: why must the innocent bear death and mutilation for a root impertinent to them? Had the madmen been any wiser, the townsfolk would have not suffered this tragedy, and would live on to an untroubled life.

Person B: Yeah, we all know you read the thesaurus. So anyways, you saw those poor innocents’ corpses and you want us to take revenge? Y’know we’re not some heroes fighting for justice.
by yanyanyanyan4 August 15, 2025
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Ollie read

This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.

Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!

other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025
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Ollie read

This guys is the biggest selfish kunt you can find. He has a small cock and no personality. The dude cuts himself and still cant come. His dad k-dawg is a legend but fuck me he got none of that. This Ollie guy is the biggest whorey fag you can find.

Girls stay away for children with the name 'ollie read'
girl; omg, that Ollie read guy is such a selfless cuck!!

other girl; omg I know right I bet he has a small penis
by Ollie read #1 hater August 18, 2025
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if you're reading this

an unusually fancy way of saying "there are good news and bad news", except its mostly manipulated into thinking its bad
Hello, if you're reading this, it's too late. I have eaten half of the cake you wanted to give to your friend Ronald because it was red velvet. You can't make me puke it out this time. Sincerely, James
by finally i found a name February 17, 2025
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