Queef Lorraine

A dish best served moist. A cheesy, eggy tart with flaps of ham and a crusty base. Often served in finger buffets. Baking queef lorraine was a favourite past-time of housewives in the 1980s, and is seeing a resurgence in popularity today.

"Jane became frustrated with Arnold and served his slice of queef lorraine directly into his mouth."

by Lorraine Queef September 16, 2007

queef

vaginal fart after having sex

*makes sound*
k: what was that?
T: she had a queef

by gee wiz December 28, 2005

Queef

1. A vaginal fart during intercourse, usually in the doggystyle position

2. A man who is rude, stupid and northern. May make up meeting famous people to make himself look better.

1. She queefed when I took her from behind.
2. Queef is going to meet Hugo Boss today

by JustCod March 15, 2013

Queef Draft

Like a back draft only it happens when you are fucking a pussy and the friction is so intense, it causes a reverse Queef, ignites as you pull your shaft out and singes your pubic hair

I was barebacking my bitch with no lube and it caused a Queef Draft and gave me 2nd degree burns

by Crotch Pheasant May 21, 2014

Queefery

The act of being a queef, or engaging in queefy behaviour. Engaging in flawed, peasantly behavior.

"Dude, must you persist with this obnoxious queefery?"
"Bro, I ask sincerely that you cease this engagement in flawless queefery."
"Well I must say, this is quite a display of queefery."

by Hadleyfartedonmyhead May 23, 2015

Queef

when the tiny unicorn that lives inside your vagina, farts.

oh the unicorn has gas it queef

by mermacoin. February 25, 2017

Queef

When air gets into the vagina during sex, and gets forced back out. It sounds like a fart, but it isn’t one. Mainly happens during doggy-style. Completely normal in all females.

She queefed during doggy

by Skaoajsoaox December 9, 2017