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Poop Toot

The toots that come out right before you take a big poop. Usually extra stinky, a warning sign of what's to come.
Oh my God guys, my toot smells so bad! I think it was a poop toot! I'm gonna go sit on the toilet...
by pooptootsrock August 15, 2018
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poop lap

Noun /po͞op/ /lap/
1. When you cant hold your poop, so you poop through someone else's legs while they are using the toilet.
2. When two people who love each other decide to become closer by sitting and shitting together.
Will and cece are poop lapping, don't go in the bathroom.

My dad was on the can, but I had to go so bad I poop lapped him.
by DaveHasslehoffsBoo May 5, 2019
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poop nigga

by 100% a black man January 1, 2021
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mexican poop squad

a mexican poop squad is when you and a bunch of friends eat taco bell, and a few hours later when it hits your stomach hard, all of you go and poop at the same time
by jmac2314 August 6, 2010
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pee on the poop

When someone stands up and urinates on their excrement in the toilet to break it up
I didn't think my dump would flush so I had to pee on the poop.
by JefferiahtheMessiah November 20, 2014
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national green poop day

The day after St. Patrick's Day. Those that celebrated correctly will have green colored poop the day(s) following St. Patrick's Day.
If you're not apart of National Green Poop Day, then you did St. Patrick's Day wrong.
by KindaIrish March 22, 2017
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poop nugget

A slang term for an annoying friend, or sibling. It is silly, yet negative. It is the perfect thing to call dumb, annoying people.
My sister was a poop nugget when she wouldn't let me help her with her homework.
by Queen Danyelle December 28, 2014
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