when you take a seemingly ordinary poo but when it falls into the bowl it has just the right angle and speed to slide right into the hole and continue its way towards the back of the toilet, becoming unseen. when you stand up to look at it, you make the shocking discovery that it isn't there, leaving you in a state of confusion. so you question the fact if you really even took a poo or not.
man: I think I just took a Ghost Poo.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.
man 2: Well did you feel it come out?
man: I don't remember...
man 2: HaHa. Jackass.
by block bros. July 17, 2014
A Scooby-Doo themed bestiality / scat fetish porno made in Japan by the same people who brought you "Rough Sausage Poop Fest."
Dick: Did you see Scooby Poo?
Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.
Unison: Yeah~.
Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.
Unison: Yeah~.
by AndyAAgony June 08, 2010
The type of guy to think everyone is his friend when all anyone wants is for him to shut the fuck up and obey
Someone who has such a massive ball bush that it leaves traces all over the house for others to stumble upon (we know it’s you shithead)
Someone who has such a massive ball bush that it leaves traces all over the house for others to stumble upon (we know it’s you shithead)
by \_(‘-‘)_/ September 25, 2023
That feeling of elation you get when you finally take a dump. Feeling of elation lasts anything up to an hour afterwards.
John: "I was stuck in that meeting for an hour and finally got to use the bathroom. I feel so poo happy now."
by shakytrousers December 12, 2011
The act of going to the toilet and only having to wipe once, the pinnacle of restroom efficiency.
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
A term originally coined by Siddhārtha Gautama himself (Buddha)
Buddha - "A successful poo, requires but one section of toilet paper"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
or
David Attenborough - "now look closely, as this man's faeces achieves the ultimate exits the rectum with minimal collateral damage"
by NOOTNOOOT July 02, 2011
Joe: Chloe would be hot if it wasn't for the constant patch of crack sweat
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!
Rob: A patch that size? No way man, she's gotta be lettin' off poo spray!
by Herb-A-Lerb November 15, 2009
Taking a shit while camping in the bush, sometimes without any toilet paper and a substitute is a leaf
by Pinger Pete February 27, 2016