pole dance dunce

the clueless idea that a stripper actully likes you or is your "girlfriend"

He thinks paris is into him for real..what a pole dance dunce.

by dino-depot April 21, 2009

defra lard pole

An erection caused by the lusting of a co-workers (typically in the civil service) obese frame and immense buttocks

David saw Vanessas arse and the resulting defra lard pole lasted three hours

by Tresspass July 25, 2006

long pole in the tent

Someone who is delaying the project, and taking too long, causing everyone else time, money and expense.

The Program Manager kept referring to Harry as "The Long Pole in the Tent" - because he never finished his task on time - delaying the whole project - costing the company hundreds of thousands of dollars!

by realgeek March 07, 2011

Troll Pole

The penis of a man who sticks it in dirty, nasty, diseased, cavernous, ugly, hairy females.

"Don't come near me with that troll pole, it's been in every dirty wench this side of the Mississippi!"

by LaQueeshah Jackson September 17, 2008

brotem pole

hardcore dance move in which a party of 2 (or more) stack on top of each other and punch.

those kids are totally rockin the brotem pole....wonder which one will win?

by thuglifeagain August 15, 2009

Kentucky Pole Washing

When someone is giving a blowjob, and because of too much booze or other reason vomits on the cock. similar to the kentucky oasis

Tony: dude, you smell fucking rancid!

Matt: yeah, she drank too much last night at the bar, and then gave me a Kentucky Pole Washing

by Tequila Mockingbird September 12, 2008

Birmingham Barber Pole

Refers to a sex act in which a woman is giving a man a blow job and he secretly pulls out an electric razor and begins to shave her head until she gets up and runs away.

My buddy bet me I couldn't pull off a Birmingham Barber Pole... Joke's on him, I got in three passes with the razor before she ran away.

by Lil'Georgie'sCreamsicle September 17, 2010