retard pillow

NOUN /ˈrēˌtärd ˈpilō/

A stuffed cloth or cushion used to protect a mentally handicapped person from harming himself or others.

"I had to duct tape him with a bunch of retard pillows before I left the house."

by Necrolepsy June 25, 2014

paper pillow

When a pillow is so flat that you might as well be sleeping on a sheet on notebook paper.

I hate hotels with paper pillows! They might as well give me a sheet of construction paper to rest my head on.

by B Tapp December 13, 2013

pillow snatch

The product of cutting a hole into ones pillow for pleasureful penile insertion.

My girlfriend dumped me, looks like I will be making a pillow snatch tonight.
Dude, you smell worse than my pillow snatcher.

by pillow snatch October 10, 2015

Pillow sniffer

Someone who takes it from the back

My girlfriend is a pillow sniffer.

by Addison taco October 20, 2018

Pillow pet

A person trust worthy enough to come over and cuddle without reservations

I was bored and lonely so I invited my pillow pet over

by NurseBawseLady August 9, 2019

Pillow soft

A pussy ass mother fucker. Dude is weak as hell and can't hang anymore.

Can also be applied to females.

Symptoms of being pillow soft include suggesting going to sleep in the middle of drinking, constant caking up, adding y's that don't belong in words.

Michael is the most pillow soft person I know

Michael has gone pillow soft on us recently.

by Fbrya May 7, 2017

Pillow talk

Intimate communication with your partner before or after having sex.

She blew my mind and I had to open up to her after sex, as our heads laid side by side on the pillow talk.

by Creativelingo January 17, 2021