by Nostradamus Bear February 08, 2012
Phone Muscles- the cowardly act of telling someone over the phone, or computer either by text, social media, or verbal communication what you would not say in person ..
After the confrontation at the party Jackie used her phone muscles to tell the women she was a bitch.
by Almamomama March 02, 2016
A man with lots of muscle. typically named Joe but for any man that's shorter then 5'9, usually a tool/dick head on a scale of 1-10 he's a 5 but his muscles bring him up to a low 8. Damn muscle Joe.
by Jazzy77456 April 11, 2016
When you like a girl and you have to check to make sure you have a 6 pack, big biceps, no double chin, and no pool float around your stomach.
Josh: Hey Kyle, don't you think that girl over there is hot?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?
by Logical World September 01, 2017
'Half man, half fox'. A breed of man fox that walks on its hind legs and often enjoys dancing. The term is often used as a positive adjective for pretty smexy men. The phrase was discovered early on in the year 2007, in the village of egham at the ever popular Strodes college.
by Dr. Whybra March 07, 2007