monday

The day that you realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: Is this hell?
friend: Yes.
Me: Am I dead?
Friend: No, it's monday.

by Bloesem April 16, 2018

puerto rican monday

A national Puerto Rican holiday which is celebrated every Monday so that they can have a 3 day weekend

Jose siding show up for work said it was a Puerto Rican monday

by Bhixton6500 March 8, 2021

monsoon monday

Monsoon Monday is the celebration of the MGR villain Monsoon that takes place every Monday

WOOOOOO ITS FUCKING MONSOON MONDAY

by Dmzerz123 May 22, 2022

Mundane Monday

When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work

Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."

by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023

Monday

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.

Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!

by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021

menace Monday

One day a week where you can be a menace without being called a jerk. Put your black airforces on a go be a menace.

Today is menace Monday you better watch out because I'm not being nice today

by Its_just_joshie November 22, 2021

Monday

The day that you finally realize that you don't have to die to go to hell.

me: What is this place, hell?
friend: You gave the answer yourself!
me: Am I dead?
friend: No, it's Monday...

by Bloesem May 24, 2018