Moist

Being over emotional & having so many feelings & opinions about relationship issues...
Being a pu$$y.
Why are guys so moist today..?
by T0uch3d July 27, 2017
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moist beaver

A Amazing video on Youtube, showcasing a man singing "happy birthday you moist Beaver"
"happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"you are such a moist Beaver today Barry"
by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017
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Moist Boys

A moist boy is a young male that enjoy TwitchTV for the sole purpose of jerking it to a female streamer that is preferably, of their liking. The female, usually attractive, has the personality of a tin can and can barely play video game but enjoys wearing a low crop-top in efforts to raise money for their career. Moist boys usually defend their streamer girl by calling them names, such commonly known as; Queen, Princess, our girl, babe etc... Most moistboys donate money to their ''queens'' in hope to achieve a sort of recognition and fantasize that, donating money, will give them a date with said queen but they enjoy jerking it instead of hitting the gym, or attempting to settle for a girl of their league.

Moist boys get defensive when people call out bad streamer girls due to things like ''boob4views'' or any sort of backlash such as; animal cruelty (e.g. throwing a cat on stream), faking cancer, fucking twitchTV virgin mods & doxxing.

Moist boys support their streamer girls by buying useless things such as gamer girl bath water and send death threats to innocent girls when they make fake pornhub accounts in retaliation for trolling boys into thinking that doing pornography will make them more money than they already are.
Moist Boys A) Did you watch A's stream last night?
Moist boy B) Yeah I totally donated 25$ and she said Thanks Moist boy B! ''Hehehe'' Then she threw a cat across the stream while I was cumming.
Moist Boy A) How dare people call my princess an animal abuser! I'll kill those losers myself!
Moist Boy B) YEAH my queen is great! I can't believe people think she used her Ex-Husband for a GreenCard.
Moist Boy A) Yeah, by the way do you want to try out this bathwater I bought?
by CacaCheerios April 20, 2020
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moist kid

CEYHUN K

someone who is annoying and has no mates.
they also smell like sweat and poo. they are often known for being the person to avoid. they are also known for being beaten up and bullied by y8's
by ceyhun lol December 01, 2017
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Moist Frank

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman’s ear, similar to a Wet willy
Yeah bro last night went great, we hooked up and I moist franked her
by Yeaaaah les go November 23, 2021
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Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.
"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"
by MCB_HD August 31, 2025
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moist baritone

The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.
Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .
by BornXeno September 02, 2016
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