magic chicken

A cock that can do tricks.

Dave: I always impress the ladies, my cock can do tricks.
Whowar?: You have a magic chicken?

by EddyK May 4, 2005

Magic Johnson

A sexual maneuver where you "give that bitch aids"

"I was all up in that pussy, and then I gave that bitch the Magic Johnson"

by Nato July 1, 2005

The Magical Poo

A breed of poo, The fabled magic poo is believed to be a translucent, walking, talking, magical poo that can grant wishes when confronted.

Oh my god its the fabled magical poo! If we confront him maybe he will grant us wishes!

by Goober The Gvate May 16, 2003

Magic trick

the magic trick is when you have a girl giving you head, and you pull out and nut in her eyes, and while she wiping it out you grab your shit and leave.

haha you shoulda seen that bitch, she was blowin, me and i did the magic trick and she didnt know where i fuckin went

by justinxxhxc January 21, 2010

black magic

a black skateboarder who speaks good spanish and hangs mostly with spanish people and smokes alot of weed

"Damn who's that black high ass skateboarder hanging with those spics"..."Oh thats just black magic he kool!"

by j - zon April 15, 2009

Magic Melvin

Sex game with a deck of cards. Assign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different sex position, and draw cards.

When a spade is pulled, instead of assuming the position, shout "Abracadabra!" and spit in the girl's face.

Rules for Magic Melvin...
Diamond: Missionary
Heart: Doggie-style
Clubs: sixty-nine
Spade: doesn't matter, because you're just going to spit in her face.

by pete27 May 17, 2006

Magic Kingdom

Saudi Arabia; an ironic reference to Disneyland, which in many ways is the exact opposite of Saudi Arabia, where shari’a law ensures that fun is non-existent.

"Our friends the Saudis" want to encourage tourism to the Magic Kingdom where Wahabbism reigns supreme. The oppression is so thick though that you think you're in a crap-ass version of North Korea.

by (I am) John Doe February 1, 2008