Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.
Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.
by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020
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Bad luck is still considered a type of good luck because that person is lucky to witness an attempt of diversion or interception.
Bad luck is still considered a type of good luck because that person is lucky to witness an attempt of diversion or interception.
by bbobcali661 July 3, 2023
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Chris Farley was so wasted he took his shirt off in the bar trying to find a girl that would give him a lucky Tabatha.
by bellylicker January 10, 2009
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by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
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*paintball hits Eddie on the inner thigh
Eddie - damn that hurt like hell but it missed.
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Mike - wow that was a lucky nutbag
Eddie - damn that hurt like hell but it missed.
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Mike - wow that was a lucky nutbag
by nulerasi1 January 6, 2011
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A wife keeping you from doing other things.
A wife keeping you from doing other things.
Sorry can’t go to the bar tonight, my lucky ball and chain and I are having dinner at her parents place tonight.
by Hacquer July 21, 2022
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