jack

lying ass how who won’t get his gf pregnant, won’t get her an owl, OR a cow. and won’t let her change her name
did you see nels crying cause JACK won’t get her pregnant??
by nels ? July 05, 2019
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A gay boy that pretends to like girls
He was just like jack
by Funnygarllll12 August 08, 2019
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A total scumbag. Likes the color white and saltines, never washes his hands and loves hentai.
Whoa, look at Jack, what a nerd
by Thatone_guy January 18, 2018
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A very yellow man with a tiny dick and dates girls called Siena
That kid is such a Jack”
by SpedFromAnotherShed October 17, 2019
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is a slang name for cigarette in the DMV area(D.C/MD/VA)
by TAYEDOG October 24, 2011
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Jack, a short ginger who likes tall people. He is a person who people think is gay. Jack is a person who gets karate kicked everyday. Jack is the funniest kid obsessed with snuggies, library, chips, singing and gossiping.
Person 1: wow your such a "jack"
Person 2: Thank you
Person 3: thats not good
Person 2: whatever i'm going to gossip and go to the library.
Person 4: what a jack
by Jackinjacklesstown November 20, 2010
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Jack jack off off

When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"

"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
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