AIDS value

1. This term is used when someone has a bad face.
2. It is also used when someone, preferably female, tells a very bad joke indeed.

Antonym: face value

- 'You have AIDS value mate.'
- 'Of course, I am most certainly not Phil Collins.'

- 'That's a very bad joke. I hate jokes about parchment and Phil Collins.'
- 'Indeed, wouldn't you agree that it has incredible AIDS value?'
- 'Of course.'

by Linvoy Primus December 21, 2007

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

by silverlemur December 13, 2008

SKATE-AID

SKATE-AID patches go on skateboarder shoes to protect from trick holes. SKATE-AID patches can Help with skate shoe repair. they are little rubber patches that protect skaters shoes from holes. check it out www.skateaid.us

You ollie on a skateboard or trick your shoes get wear holes. SKATE-AID patches protect skate shoes from getting holes. NO MORE HOLES website www.skateaid.us

by SKATE-AID January 21, 2010

band aid it

to apply a band aid on a cut scratch or scrape

your cut looks pretty bad maybe you should band aid it

by zerordie323 August 5, 2006

Band aid

noun - using a female for the night, after breaking up with your girl, and then throwing her away

I need a band aid to help this little wound I have.

by tomcat3825 April 21, 2011

jelly and aids

Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.

Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids

by carmageggon September 14, 2017

Trump Aid

This word originated from the term “Kool Aid” and is a tonic for curing covid 19.

It consists of bleach, dettol, Tabasco sauce, Mr Muscle drain unblocker, isopropyl alcohol, and a splash of calamine (to stop it burning).

The user mixes equal amounts of the main ingredients together, then bring to the boil. 5 litres of the boiling liquid now needs to be injected into the eye ball.

Oh you just need a shot of Trump Aid and you’ll be fine in less than 1 minute.

by Lord Lee April 30, 2020