gum

chewy

gum

by savagenoobs is trash January 11, 2019

gums

Gumsius maximus, more commonly known as gums, is a large, docile creature who can take a lot of shit, but if the shit meter reaches maximum shart, a chemical known as youknowyou'rejustafaggotium is released into its brain, which causes it to utter the phrase 'you know you're just a faggot,' which will instantly kill anything that hears it. Feel free to approach this creature, but be sure not to provoke it.

Little man: You're gay!
Gums: 'you know you're just a faggot.'
Little man: *dies*

by Stalkey man August 19, 2018

Gum Barrel

A better way to say mouth and can mean throat as well.

damn girl let me put my millimeter peter in yo gum barrel

by water my gum barrel January 27, 2019

fuckity gums

An old person

Look at that fuckity gums, not long to live now.

by Flashr3138 May 31, 2018

Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, And they are all out of bubble gum!

The ultimate way to intimidate your opponent. Unlike the wimpish form of this phrase, chewing ass is far more fearsome than beating it.

Fighter 1 - Time to chew some ass and kick some bubble gum, and they are all out of bubble gum!
Fighter 2's inner thoughts - "NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDY NOPE NOPE"

by Grand Priest of Cults July 16, 2019

gum

The thin skin that is thin around a man's nuts. often hanging down.

George's gum was hanging out of his boxers in the lockerroom.

by aidangrubby November 7, 2019

Gum it

Sucking dick with all gum and no teeth

She was gumming my shit like last night or Aye dawg you got gum I’m tryna gum it

by Fuccdawg December 2, 2019