The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.
We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.
by mailman2504 September 29, 2025

by Smexygal101 October 6, 2018

Marcie: Did that kid Gary just pass by over here?
Luthor: Yeah and he’s passing out peas and carrots over by the stable
Marcie: How’s that for a first class field trip? He can pass onions and potatas
Luthor: And eggplant and pumpkin!
Luthor: Yeah and he’s passing out peas and carrots over by the stable
Marcie: How’s that for a first class field trip? He can pass onions and potatas
Luthor: And eggplant and pumpkin!
by Horsea for the party November 14, 2023

by Dirty Fredericks June 12, 2021

by fartygurler93 January 22, 2022

Gary Smith, the man, the myth, the legend. He often appears in food tech classes in schools all across the world.
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
