Shaggy rogers, a being with unimaginable power. He could destroy every multiverse and peality using only 1%of his power. He is out true god.
"Hey dude did you say thanks to the god?"
"Yeah i thanked jesus for my family and food"
"no im talking about the god of gods"
"oh yeah...i know who you are talking about just...dont say his name."
"yeah if you say it then you die...its just too much for a mere mortal like us to handle"
"Yeah i thanked jesus for my family and food"
"no im talking about the god of gods"
"oh yeah...i know who you are talking about just...dont say his name."
"yeah if you say it then you die...its just too much for a mere mortal like us to handle"
by WHat the frickedy frick March 1, 2019
Get the Godmug. an immortal being who supposedly watches over all of us, just sits back and watches people on earth as if we're his very own soap opera
by ZiggyCat November 16, 2020
Get the Godmug. 
Modern Definition) The "all powerful" person in the sky you blame when something bad happens to you and thank when something good happens to you.
Extremist Definition) The person who created the world and controls the laws of physics. You will go to hell if you defy him so if he asks you to fly a plane into a building, do so or you will be punished in the afterlife.
Atheist Definition) The imaginary figure who was created by man to explain things man didn't understand and continuously revised to not look obsolete in the face of science. This figure is given credit for natural disasters, good rain, and the work of men.
Extremist Definition) The person who created the world and controls the laws of physics. You will go to hell if you defy him so if he asks you to fly a plane into a building, do so or you will be punished in the afterlife.
Atheist Definition) The imaginary figure who was created by man to explain things man didn't understand and continuously revised to not look obsolete in the face of science. This figure is given credit for natural disasters, good rain, and the work of men.
Doctor: I have good news, after 36 hours of surgery with a team of 5 doctors, we were able to save your baby's life. Our doctors were called back from their vacation so you should...
Mother: Thank the Lord!
Doctor: Um, maybe you should thank the...
Mother: Oh God! I am so grateful for your mercy, I will pray to you everyday!
Mother: Thank the Lord!
Doctor: Um, maybe you should thank the...
Mother: Oh God! I am so grateful for your mercy, I will pray to you everyday!
by MOMOSAKE July 31, 2016
Get the Godmug. Basically shows those who have faith from those who are too thickheaded to think outside the box.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.
Bill: Do you believe in God?
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith
by Alex Kohl September 25, 2005
Get the Godmug. God is bigger than The Beatles.
by jules tomato September 13, 2009
Get the Godmug.