Farkitude

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).

Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."

by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007

Falking

The act of fighting physically while talking at the same time.

After the basketball match Ryan and Chris were seen falking in the locker room.

by Lil mad January 12, 2011

fartina

With origins in Greece, a fartina is a small room designated specifically for guests to fart in. Some people may refer to their bathroom as their fartina, but traditionally, a fartina is often a separate room itself.

If you need to fart Ms. Azemopoulos, the fartina is just down the hall, to the right.

by SEOguru May 28, 2019

Farming simulator 17

A game that makes my little brother a communist

Get out you useless fuck I'm playing farming simulator 17 this is our console ask mom.

by Kallierkommunisti September 26, 2021

Brett Farving

1) The inability to except one's real age.

2) Preforming the actions of a young person, regardless of one's actual age.

3) Preforming far past one's prime.

"My dad was skateboarding the other day" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

"David Beckham is so old, yet he still plays soccer" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

by Skim Milk July 4, 2012

Turnip farming

A sex act popular in certain fetish circles.

It involves a man cumming inside the asshole of a partner. He then eats out the asshole to get the "turnip seed" (cum). Turnip farming requires that the asshole cannot be cleaned out beforehand (there must be "soil" present). There is some disagreement in the community as to how much soil should be present. While some members enjoy nothing more than a dirty asshole, more hardcore fetishists may take more extreme measures (e.g. drugs, restricting bowel movements, etc.) in order to increase the amount of soil present.

Bob regularly engages in turnip farming. Yesterday, he came in Sally's asshole and farmed his turnips.

by Sexbeard August 2, 2016

Snakin' Fakin'

When he brags about his penis size but really he has a small one.

"Brad said he had a large dong but turns out he was snakin' fakin'"

by Holly1994 April 1, 2017