Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

Elis

A girl who is sexy ahusharmuta. will not hesitate to fuck your mom (twice) and you'll let her. Anybody wants to be an Elis.

Dude 1: Dude, Elis just fucked my mom.
Dude 2: Lucky.

by not elis November 21, 2021

Eli

A nice caring guy who is nice to everyone. As long as they respect him, he will respect them. He is smart and intelligent but he never gives himself the credit. He listens and gives advice. Eli is cute and tall. A great friend and even greater boyfriend

"Eli is a great friend"
"You're dating Eli?!?"

by Clown_b0i September 13, 2020

tiffiny elise

A blunt, direct yet cool and breezy lady

That (Tiffiny Elise).

by Detroitgem December 19, 2016

Eli

An Eli is the best person in the world to everyone to be lucky enough to know him. Nobody does it better.

Eli you really are the best in the world!

by MizerE November 22, 2021

Elis

Good-looking, high iq, handsome and the best. The best person you could find!

"Elis is the best! I wish my boyfriend was an Elis!"

by Kexet June 2, 2022

Elis

Elis is the baddest bitch out there.

person 1: who is the baddest bitch?

person 2: Elis!

by yourhoney November 22, 2021