Crack songs

Songs you can’t stop listening to. Crack is addictive so there for they have crack in them.

Turn Back Time by Derivakat is one of my crack songs! TURN BACK TIMEEEE OH OH GOTTA HIT REWIND!!!

by Aloe Quin April 6, 2021

Crack blast

Slang term for explosive diarrhea or can also be used as a negative expletive to express extreme frustration.

Man that Taco Bell had me crack blastin’ for half an hour straight!

CRACK BLAST! We lost

by Exa_N0ri May 8, 2021

Kraken on crack

A small dwarf that loves jerking off to digimon and has a pet dolphin that’s retarded UWU

Stop being a kraken on crack

by Blackballsxdxdxd May 14, 2021

Coke Crack

When somebody does a line of cocaine off of someone’s butt crack!

Because of letting her ass be continually used as a coke crack, our sister had to sit very uncomfortably thru a very weird intervention.

by Kid Blue July 6, 2022

crack-headed

stupid or dumb. One that acts like a crack-headed little bitch.

Look at that crack-headed motherfucker!?! He's sucking that guys dick in the middle of the street!

by pass the pipe July 25, 2003

Caloric Crack

An addictive, yet satisfying drug that involves sugars, fats, carbohydrates and salt. Such foods that would be considered "Caloric Crack" would be sweets (cheesecake, doughnuts, brownies) or fatty foods (bacon or sausage).

I keep eating those chocolates! I gotta get off the caloric crack.

by TheHonestFactor.com March 30, 2010

Crack Slug

A small terd that resides in you're butt crack, that you aren't aware is there until you change you're shorts. Usually arrives as the bi-product of a large fart.

I thought my butt crack was sweating until I changed my shorts and found a two inch Crack Slug!

by TheMarmot June 30, 2006