The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

Classic Brandi

A ‘Classic Brandi’ is the act of presenting info as fact, only to very quickly realize those facts are false.

Shawn’s belief that the Game of Thones finale was this weekend was a ‘Classic Brandi.’

by BellaBee210 May 14, 2019

Classical Music

Claire

Hey bro what the definition of classical music?
CLAIRE!

by fgrtrth June 2, 2021

Classic Baum

When someone tells a repetitive joke with no effort

baum: josh you literally frotted
josh: classic baum

by bulletcel July 7, 2025

Classical Consortium Academy

Classical Consortium Academy is your generic Christian private school founded in 2006, located at Village Church of Barrington.
They only meet Mondays to set themselves apart.
Move along nothing to see here

Classical Consortium Academy is where I went in middle school, look at me so prim and proper

by RealKGB November 18, 2021

MTV Classic

MTV but better. (they still play music, and it's all the time too)

Person 1: "What the hell is MTV Classic?"
Person 2: "I don't know, but it's good as hell!"

by novaeas August 9, 2025