Kobe Beef

the name of Kobe Bryant's farts

at the press conference kobe farted and i smelt Kobe Beef

by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011

Beef Curtains

a womans pussy lips the ones that hang out not tucked in.

Mona's beef curtains were dripping wet in anticpation of sex.

by roast beef lover February 25, 2009

Bum Beef

A chocolate hostage

I going to release some bum beef

by Matilda Dave August 9, 2003

Beef Jerky

1: The act of Masturbating.

2: Getting a Handjob.

This girl gave me the best Beef Jerky the other night.

by xTheoneguyx July 29, 2010

Beef Chief

A title given to females (or gay men) who can physically take and thoroughly enjoy many penises of large girth and length at the same time with ease.

1. Bro, Mildred blew two guys, gave one a handjob, and got nailed by two guys ALL at once! She's the ill beef chief!!

2. Dude... Bob said he never got banged by a guy before, but his asshole looked like Star Gate and he took all 10" like a champ!! He's such a lying beef chief!!!

by JRawkah October 11, 2012

Beef Stool

1. the name of someone's new cat

2. a good name for a pet

Me- "Hi sister! How's little Beef Stool?"

Sister- "Yeah, he's fine. Cheers for asking"

Me- "No probs. Innit"

by Gaz_Coleman December 13, 2012

wolf beef

Being so proud of one's own fart that you howl with joy at the noxious aroma and the other peoples disgust/nausea.

That smell was a wolf beef cause he's proud enough to yell it was his!

by Dougiebro January 29, 2009