Simon is a boy with a big penis. Should you be a girl you absolutely need one, so that he fucks you once properly.
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
But beware, if you have pretty girlfriends, he will fuck them too. He even doesn't stop at your mothers. According to legends, he has already fucked a woman to death.
If you are a boy, you can count on him!
Simon Heibel
by CeloGalileo November 22, 2021
Get the Simon Heibelmug. A disgraced American gymnast who cited a mental affliction called the 'twisties' to explain her withdrawal from several Tokyo 2020 Gymnastics events, including all-around and team all-around. This decision was met with negative reactions over all, while certain cells of society applauded the move.
Simone Biles withdrew from nearly every Olympic Event at Japan 2020 due to a condition called the 'twisties'.
by stok3d August 2, 2021
Get the Simone Bilesmug. A very hot guy who is beautiful from the inside and outside. Simon‘s usually have a great taste in music and don’t fear hearing some exotic music stuff.
They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!
They are also often very talented cooks, so if you ever get the chance to taste something what is made by guys named Simon you won’t be disappointed, trust me!
„This guy over there is so hot, he looks better than teenage Leonardo DiCaprio!“
„Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“
„Oh yes! I bet that’s a Simon!“
by Suizzle April 10, 2020
Get the Simonmug. Simon Cowell is not the following.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
He is not:
Rude
Cruel
Mean
A bully
He is:
A man of integrity who is bluntly honest with his contestants. After all, honesty is more ethnically than sugarcoating things and quite frankly he is doing them a favour by saving them from embarrassing themselves on stage and live TV.
by UltimateDoge May 7, 2021
Get the Simon cowellmug. Simone is a very sarcastic yet nice and lovely boy, he's really smart and always raises his hand in class. He's got brown hair and brown eyes,an adorable smile and a laugh that could kill someone of fun. He can be a little violent of someone tries to tie his hair,but everybody still loves him tho.
by jojoposingrn November 22, 2021
Get the Simonemug. by AnotherLawyer January 29, 2024
Get the Simonemug. When both parties are feuding over a game that isn't important, yet both parties are screaming at each other because they are blaming the other person. In the shitty game, they are unable to understand when it's their fault, leading to them taking a massive shit and having a aneurysm and dying.
by BigBlackAssNigga May 9, 2025
Get the Poopy, niggling Sam and Simon.mug.