Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.

Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.

by Cisco5169 June 6, 2021

tarot root

A starchy-fibered plant used to make fortune-telling cards.

Regular wood-pulp-paper playing-cards are okay for casual games and fun, but only cards made from genuine tarot root have the true power to predict the future.

by QuacksO March 29, 2019

root puller

Person who is handy with a handy,
A gardener who tends the penis root,
A cultivator of the the dick, affectionately known as the "Farabough", the squeezer of Doctor Enraged's Mystery Root Oil or "Doc A's Hot Beef Injection"

Boy, that red head is one hell of a Root Puller, girl has talents!

by The Enraged One October 21, 2014

ROOTS

a bigger turd/shit than a dirt snake ...aka massive explosive diarrhea

"Dude, I just made a dirt snake"...."No bro that is nothing compared to the ROOTS I had from the taco bell

I ate!"

by linda2000 March 10, 2021

Root

Beer pong

Hannah: "So what did you do at the party last night?"
Tyler: "oh we played some root"

by penispopper123 January 20, 2013

cap'n root beer

Root beer spiked with about 2 ounces of Captain Morgan that you drank when you were 11 with 3 friends at a fire you started with their moms Zippo in the woods

Let's go make some cap'n root beer in the shed

by add me on snap @Sawyer.Ritchie May 12, 2018

roote

A Roote is the answer to all life’s questions. They can be very stubborn but very passive. Usually love to get high and be a complete waste In life.

“Wow he is such a Roote”

by Lexxishere April 30, 2020