Lincoln

Lincoln is an ugly ass faggot, he probably tries to rape his cats for fucks sakes, he looks super emo and has no friends. Probably cause hes a man whore
Ewwwwwwwww who's that ugly man whore

Ugh him, thas Lincoln, hes a faggot so stay away from him
by Suckmyfuckingdickyoufaggots September 18, 2023
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Lincoln

A certified Ronaldo fanboy who sniffs the Al Hilal scarf for good luck. He also takes 40 yard puskas kicks and manages to score multiple times. He also has 12 inches of meat attached to him.
John: OMG is a LINCOLN!!!
Ben Dover: He penetrated me last night!
by sexoffender_202 March 04, 2024
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Lincoln

An annoying brother, normally trying to bother his sister all the time.
P1: Your such a Lincoln!!!
P2: UGH!! YOUR SO MEAN!
by STRAWBERRY/SODA! May 01, 2019
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Lincoln

Lincoln is so daddy right now
by daddyhunter69420 December 31, 2022
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Lincoln

Lincoln, the guy who sits behind you in math class.
He comes too early to class, which is why nobody notices him.
He either sits at the back, or not at all.
He thinks he's funny, and if he picks up the courage to talk to you, you will wish you were deaf.
"Omg that guy is such a Lincolnnnn"
by Spacey Lisa October 18, 2020
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pimp lincoln

After the Loud family’s (The Loud House) parents die, they are stuck in poverty. Their only son, Lincoln, pimps out his sisters to make a living.
Clyde: Nice rack Lori!
Pimp Lincoln: Everything goes according to plan.
by lulu_officially December 24, 2024
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Lincoln Riley’d

To be really good in events, typically sporting events, during exhibition play, but completely suck when playoffs roll around; To overcook meat greatly.
“Man, my team and I totally Lincoln Riley’d this year and it cost us a spot in the Championship game!”
by LayerOfPipes September 05, 2023
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