Bailey

Innocent by standard to the death of his friend. Trophy kidnapped husband to Rachel. Josh's Brother who is the second in command of his own cult.

Bailey:"WTF just happened xD"
Rachel:*smeargle voice*"Dont worry my precious, off you go to your chambers now"
Josh:"Hey urbandictionary user just letting you know were still recruiting for my cult --- i mean rachel's cult sorry im second in command of the cult known as 'Josh's Cult' "

by bigfartknuckles April 19, 2023

bailey aaron

Bailey Aaron is the whitest boy who tried to dye his hair and his mom yelled at him now we make fun of him

Omg he dyed his hair again, whatta Bailey Aaron

by lolitsmeava May 5, 2019

Bailey

Horse girl.

"Bailey was gossiping about Braylie again, but the only thing she knows is barrel racing"

by Icantspelldysexlic April 16, 2020

Laura Bailey

A talented voice actor. She can step into any role and fully immerse herself as the character. She brings comfort to kids who were never popular through her shows, movies, games, and in Critical Role.

Whenever you’re in a bad mood, watch Laura Bailey.

Laura Bailey makes me feel okay being a little bit too loud and have “nerdy” interests.

by ellieseyebrowslit November 23, 2023

Bailey

A methodical man; the type that always checks his tires before he leaves. He is a highly-skilled warrior, well-suited to this stealth mission. He is extremely careful of traps. He is either very cautious, or a coward.

The "S3 Plan" stands for "Bailey Simulation."

by jedisquidward August 11, 2019

Bailey

Male.

Bailey is a really fit person that is good at exercise. Baileys are usually cocky athletic people that like to put other people down. Baileys are not gay and hate gay people.

Friend 1: OMG. Look at that Bailey over there running his laps.

Friend 2: Yea he is good but he doesn't like me because i'm gay.

by AnUnkownAuthor March 12, 2020

Bailey

A curious but troublesome individual with a fucked up, but humorous view of life. He has a practical sense of humor as well as a surprising tolerance for pain. Enjoys the gym and has no nipples. A good analogy is punch first ask questions later. Fun fact, is the only human being who laughs whilst he is fighting. Commonly used phrase is, “Yoh, I’m going to fuck you up.” often followed by a cheeky chuckle. Just a heads up that the day he reads this is the day his brain grows larger than his nipples. He’s known for konking on one clite

Often used as a scapegoat. Eg “Oh my Fuck, Bailey!” When things go wrong blame it on Bailey.

by T-myster Botha February 25, 2019