Hayden

Typically a gay guy with a monster chode, that has divorced parents and is a furry.

Guy #1: That guy over there kinda looks like he's trying to be a cat, is he a furry or something

Guy#2: Yeah, that's Hayden I also heard he's packing 1 inches length and 5 inches girth.

by Yappingduck69 December 20, 2023

Hayden

He is the funniest guy you will ever meet if u get to know him. He is very anti social so dont talk to him unless he talks to you. He is not a committed person.he can go from not saying a word to going crazy the next. He is a good Christian boy and has never done drugs.Hayden may be annoying if he doesnt like you and will probably tell u to fuck off

Hayden is a fucking god

by Notloading...... December 11, 2019

Hayden

Typically small town hicks that grow up in the deserted woods. Liberals with Republican parents. Hayden’s always follow in the shadows of their way more successful brother and copy their every judgement. Have no work ethic whatsoever and are overall lazy as fuck

Damn, Hayden is an absolute libtard.

by Kevin H. November 23, 2021

Hayden Chestnut

the biggest dragger in skipperville, al. Guarenteed to see in pictures with more than 3 blondes

omg hayden chestnut likes blonde girls

by Madalynn Mcrainey December 15, 2022

Hayden Legs

Stumpy legs with weak knees.

*falls down the stairs at wetherspoons*

"good god! Have you got Hayden Legs or something?!"

by Chumlee Johnson November 18, 2023

Hayden

Hayden is the kind of person to only like dogs and not cats. Because Hayden might actually be a dog because he’s probably a furry.

“Yo Hayden” Hayden: “ *barks aggressively* “

by h4ydenl0ver April 13, 2023

Hayden

a cat boy who meows very enthusiastically

over discord vc

person 1: “yo i’m friends with hayden

person 2: “he meowed over vc one time”

by penislover69420imacancer June 3, 2021