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Woke

A term now embraced by middle-class white US citizens as a new buzz word to indicate participation into the conservative right-wing faction to subtly endorse racism in the 2020's. These are mostly MAGA/Trump uneducated voters or at best posses diplomas they were able to purchase from various sources of higher education like their fearless leader's dad who bought sonny boy a Wharton School sheepskin.
This replaces the buzz words of the last decade such as "triggered". For the most part these individuals don't posses the intellect to process the true meaning of these terms. It doesn't really matter, the mere use of these terms serves their purposes as a member of the aforementioned group. Here's a group who holds people like Alex Jones as their prophet.
Duh that school board is woke. Duh.
by Dr Truth PhD January 3, 2023
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woke

blake siebenkittel
hi im blake im so woke
by blakehater6 March 8, 2023
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Woke

Wow this is some good (drug of preference) I’m woke
by Ice Wallow Come February 19, 2018
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Woke

When gay people exist, apparently. This word is mostly used by people on the right side of the political spectrum to describe anything they disagree with. Gun control, critical race theory, climate change activists, and most famously, LGBTQ+ individuals or things.
“Bro, did you hear Bud Light went woke?”
by Aurora_unholy April 15, 2023
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Woke

"Woke": A state of leftist liberal brainwashing and propaganda imposed on society through politics, media, public education and peer pressure under the guise of "social justice" and political activism, with the goals of dismantling European white ethnic and national identity, conservative ethics, common sense and universal Christian moral and family values.
Braindead leftist liberal moron: "I'm so woke I hate all white people, am unashamedly a supporter of BLM, Antifa, LGBTQ and I hate all Christians too! And I hate God, and conservatives, and capitalism, and property rights, and free speech and free thought and critical thinking and common sense and...and...and...whatever else my beloved celebrity idols tell me to hate! And I love communism and socialism and...and...and whatever else my celebrity idols tell me to love and support! Yeah! Social justice! Screw white people!"

Normal person: "Cringe!"
by De La Vega October 4, 2023
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Finna woke

When someone is finna woke, it means that they have good spicy quality memes and knows even the most recent ones.
Person1: I watch meme compilations every day.
Person2: Woah, that's finna woke.

Person1: Have you tried the Bleach diet?
Person2: Yes, have you tried it with Tide Pods?
Person1: Oh my God no I haven't, thanks for the suggestion it's finna woke.
by t h i c c a s s b o May 6, 2018
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Woke

The belief that there are systemic injustices in American society and the need to address them.
This is the definition of "woke" as provided in court by Republican governor of Florida Ron DeSantis's legal team. Would you have voted for Trump if you disagreed?
by Nickel Pickler March 30, 2023
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