A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?
Carl: That is Windows News.
Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
Carl: That is Windows News.
Bob: is it dangerous?
Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
Get the Windows Newsmug. Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.
by charger752 October 22, 2010
Get the window of napportunitymug. by methaddict666 March 30, 2022
Get the windows 11mug. by Dr.Tint April 5, 2021
Get the window tintermug. That moment for a man when the right amount of gray hair in your beard/hair starts to attract 20 year olds like lemmings. (Particularly true for Gay men. See also: Daddy)
by Life At The Drawing Board August 19, 2014
Get the the gray windowmug. A clusterfuck, or shit show. As describing someone stumbling along in a presentation or explanation. Refers to the Windows 98 operating system crashing during its initial demonstration.
by Tender Vittles9 April 20, 2020
Get the Windows 98mug. When you're fucking your girl and your best friend comes and takes your spot without her knowing and you walk out the house and go to the window and she looks up and sees you waving at her through the window,
by Manuel Herman January 5, 2014
Get the window wavermug.