An man who is to epic so he plays fortnight on his iPhone xr blue all day instead of getting the girls
by Midus_03 April 21, 2019
Get the Jackmug. A jack who constantly passes out on a toilet you might find one sitting behind you or in the next stall passed out. Another definition would be that a jack is a complete idiot.
by I sit next to Kate November 11, 2018
Get the Jackmug. by Thatone_guy May 3, 2018
Get the Jackmug. lying ass how who won’t get his gf pregnant, won’t get her an owl, OR a cow. and won’t let her change her name
by nels ? July 4, 2019
Get the jackmug. by TAYEDOG October 24, 2011
Get the jackmug. When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
by Yo Mama's skydiving accident June 23, 2020
Get the Jack jack off offmug. Jack, a short ginger who likes tall people. He is a person who people think is gay. Jack is a person who gets karate kicked everyday. Jack is the funniest kid obsessed with snuggies, library, chips, singing and gossiping.
Person 1: wow your such a "jack"
Person 2: Thank you
Person 3: thats not good
Person 2: whatever i'm going to gossip and go to the library.
Person 4: what a jack
Person 2: Thank you
Person 3: thats not good
Person 2: whatever i'm going to gossip and go to the library.
Person 4: what a jack
by Jackinjacklesstown November 22, 2010
Get the Jackmug.