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Bookshelf ass titties

A chick with ample titties that you could literally stack books on
by Dude who knows bookshelves November 3, 2019
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Tickle my titties

Expression used when responding to someone’s unreasonable opinion.
Hello what would you like today. Um yes how much is a hamburger. About 3.80 without tax. Holy mackrole tickle my titties that’s a lot.
by Sneakinstepsis June 2, 2020
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Pri-or-titties

These things are obviously more important than others. Some of these are too big to ignore, while you can act as if others dont exist.
Get your pri-or-titties in order.
by Stay Realist March 2, 2021
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Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.
Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...
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calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
by Legohexman May 30, 2021
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attack on titties

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"
by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 24, 2021
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suck her right in the titties

Another version of Fuck her right in the pussy, except made by Oscar Mansell. It is hilarious.
Hey man over there!! SUCK HER RIGHT IN THE TITTIES!! SKIDDLY DOO DOO
by Dildy face December 18, 2017
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