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Bald Randy

That dude Bald Randy used to punt every mfs back then... bro was a pure menace
by QuandaleDinglefan June 6, 2022
mugGet the Bald Randymug.

Randy

This is the worst kind of bowel movement. Typically though it will happen when you’ve eaten a Tim Brownie then gotten the munchies and decided to have some Portuguese Meatloaf on a school night. A good Randy has several telling sighs such as, extremely stinky, almost black in color, with some yellowish brown mixed in and somewhat runny. When you have one of these, you know that meatloaf was on point. A Randy can also occur at random. If you ever feel like taking a poop just think of his face, label making/rewinding or flannel shirts with ponytails.Makes sure you have some depends if you feel like a Randy may occur unannounced. It can happen and the last thing you want to do is Randy in your pants.
Jesus Christ! I almost had a Randy in my pants. Guess I shouldn’t of had that extra serving of Portuguese Meatloaf last night. Thank good I wore depends to school today and have a flannel shirt on. Of course now, I can’t stop thinking of Randy’s gay face and I keep on pooping. Fuck. And I have a Math test next period.
by Randyheartsmen August 5, 2020
mugGet the Randymug.

Getting A Randy

It's a old man over 50 dates who only likes young women his daughters age because he has erection problems, but likes his ass fucked with a Strap-on by young girls.
The old guy is ready for Getting A Randy.
by ar-15&longdong February 10, 2021
mugGet the Getting A Randymug.

randy

Slang for a random person. Can be substituted for "rando".
If another randy shows up at this party I think we're gonna have to peace.
by bag92 June 9, 2019
mugGet the randymug.

Randy

a sweet girl who always makes you laugh! they will always be on your side, it is for the love problems you can always count on her! i love randy
Bryan who is that nice girl?!
Lissa Its randy!
by Ellania February 27, 2017
mugGet the Randymug.

Randies

“Dude Im not going to that party, its ginna be a bunch of Randies
by Jpceltics5 November 1, 2017
mugGet the Randiesmug.

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