dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

The Dirty Myrtie

Having sloppy drunk sex while riding the famous sky wheel in myrtle beach. It helps if one of the partners farts before, during, or after intercourse, thus hot boxing the couple in the enclosed pod for the remainder of the ride.

Hey Clyde, don't get in that pod, the couple that just got out look like they just did the dirty Myrtie. Lets wait for the next one.

by Jeanshortswimsuit August 15, 2012

dirty jaci

That one freaky cat lady who the slap of her ass cheeks alerts the guards because she’s dummy thiccccc. She could throw that ass back in a circle and cause a worldwide seismic wave. She also got cute cats and could run me over.

Damn if only the world had more dirty jaci’s

by Yarma April 16, 2020

Dirty Lupe

When a girl does a snot rocket in your mouth and makes you swallow it and take a dump and with the dump you make a satanic ritual to make both girl and guy cum in each other’s eyes.

Girl 1: “Dude yesterday me and my boyfriend fucked so hard I decided to do a Dirty Lupe.”

Girl 2: “Wow that’s a big step in a relationship.”

Girl 1 :”I think I have chlamydia now.”

by neonmeaterbeater April 17, 2020

dirty Reginald

In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle

Last night I gave my girl a dirty Reginald... now I’m single.

by Folacio van minibic May 21, 2018

Dirty Pasandu

The act of misreading coordinates and travelling to an incorrect destination in the game of Minecraft.

Bruh please help me I pulled a Dirty Pasandu and ran out of firework rockets while looking for the woodland mansion.

by Barbeno September 2, 2021

The Dirty Joel

The Dirty Joel is an infamous dominance-establishing strategy perfectly executed by a cocky Spaniard. An alpha male must first pick a work event hosted at a fancy bar of the employer's choosing. The alpha male MUST show up drunk to ensure maximum confidence levels for hitting on co-workers, and should continue filling the tank throughout the night. Once maximum capacity levels have been achieved, the alpha male tracks down the nearest ice machine WITH a camera pointing right at it (no exceptions). Once located, the alpha male urinates inside the machine in a zig-zag motion to ensure maximum surface area coverage. When confronted by bartenders, the alpha male pretends like nothing happened to demonstrate his high-octane dominance over witnessing co-workers. The Dirty Joel is a classic power sure to spike your career growth, improve co-worker relations, and liven up any corporate event.

Bro I tried out The Dirty Joel last night and now my boss wants to talk. I think i'm getting promoted

by Meatman121 September 4, 2019