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Jack

The only thing that’s big about him is the lies he tells. Such an ugly fuckboy who plays with emotions. But in the end he’s the one by himself while the others are happy they left him. The only thing he enjoys about life is porn....because that’s the only girls he will ever see naked.
by Hkdhjdkjd October 29, 2018
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack

A total scumbag. Likes the color white and saltines, never washes his hands and loves hentai.
Whoa, look at Jack, what a nerd
by Thatone_guy May 3, 2018
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jack

lying ass how who won’t get his gf pregnant, won’t get her an owl, OR a cow. and won’t let her change her name
did you see nels crying cause JACK won’t get her pregnant??
by nels ? July 4, 2019
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Jack

A jack who constantly passes out on a toilet you might find one sitting behind you or in the next stall passed out. Another definition would be that a jack is a complete idiot.
He there is a jack passed out behind me.
by I sit next to Kate November 11, 2018
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jack

is a slang name for cigarette in the DMV area(D.C/MD/VA)
by TAYEDOG October 24, 2011
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Jack jack off off

When numerous persons with the name of Jack gather and compete over who can pleasure themselves the best, most efficiently, or fastest. Any other competition parameter works under this term, but it must pertain to multiple Jacks masturbating.
"Hey homie, did you attend the Jack jack off off last night?"

"Yeah man! Jack was on fire, but other Jack finished in record time. I couldn't believe my eyes!"
mugGet the Jack jack off offmug.

Jack

Jack, a short ginger who likes tall people. He is a person who people think is gay. Jack is a person who gets karate kicked everyday. Jack is the funniest kid obsessed with snuggies, library, chips, singing and gossiping.
Person 1: wow your such a "jack"
Person 2: Thank you
Person 3: thats not good
Person 2: whatever i'm going to gossip and go to the library.
Person 4: what a jack
by Jackinjacklesstown November 22, 2010
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