Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone

Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump

by Lockhimup January 27, 2019

taking the bend

To engage in unwanted sexual intercourse, but not so unwanted that it's rape.

Prostitute: "Looks like I'm taking the bend again tonight."

by thebeardedblacksmith February 3, 2013

To take a shiss

While thinking your just taking a piss and to your dismay a little bit of shit comes out.

At urinal:

Guy 1: "dude I just shissed my pants"

Guy 2: "If your going to take a shiss, you should sit while you pee, pussy."

by Chakro Z aka Cisco February 17, 2010

take a toll

start to show the side effects.

Clarke says his team could have lasted another 15 days before fatigue would have begun to take a toll.

Does a drink or two take a toll on my energy?

by anonymous December 14, 2021

Taking Length

To receive sexual penetration from a penis.

Although this can relate to any size of penis it is commonly used to refer to well endowed penises.

That friend of yours likes taking length

by Ooitslovely August 26, 2021

take issue with

A more unusual way of saying that the speaker would like to say that something is bothering them.

You know I must take issue with that you call all sparkling wine Champagne, Champagne comes specifically from the french wine region named Champagne, all sparkling wines are therefore not necessarily Champagne.

by Earl of Warwick August 1, 2017

Take a Mitchell

Take a four hour fat man nap

Ugh, I'm so full, I need to take a Mitchell.

by A. Si June 17, 2018