Take a Trump

The act of defecating while reading the latest political news on your smartphone

Excuse me, I need to go take a Trump

by Lockhimup January 28, 2019

Taking a Vick

The Act of taking a shit, whilst face-timing your girlfriend, while at work

McDonalds employee "Yo, wheres the manager?"
Other employee "Oh, he's taking a Vick"
Assistant manager "that thing where he takes a shit and face-times with his girlfriend?"
Customer "Who could do such a thing?"
All employees "Vick can"

by J-Blacky March 11, 2014

Taking a smash

Taking a crazy §μ!+

Carlos: Bro i godda take a smash.
Bill: what's that?
Carlos: A big Shit.
Taking a smash- poop

by TrippySav August 08, 2018

Take it to a two

verb- To lower the volume of your strange antics

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

take a bacon

To openly steal someone's partner.

"Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."

by JamesBacon January 31, 2016

take the middle

The act of capturing the center flag (two people are necessary) in the avalanche map of Day of Defeat.

Hey, Todd let's take the middle.

by denwau November 13, 2004

take a brown

to poop

Hey man after we eat these baked beans I'm going to take a brown.

I just took a brown.

I'm browning right now.

by clamson September 25, 2009