Choad (aka taint meat) 

meat btween a male species balls and brown eye, and btween females kitty and hershey highway

1. that mustve hurt ,being kicked in the choad.
2. Dont be such a choad.

Choad (aka taint meat) by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003

Taint Juice 

The juices secreted from ones said taint, often extremely wet and runny in appearance and mushy in texture.

Dude I rubbed taint juice all over luke's face last night.

Taint Juice by jizz55 May 13, 2008

Musky Taint 

when a small mammal, usually a badger or feral chipmunk, rips at the exposed anus of a shitting camper. the resulting shit-plosion will be a culmination of blood, tears, and mama's pudding

Oh shit bro, i just went to take a shit by the oak tree and this nasty badger gave me a terrible musky taint!!

Musky Taint by Omfg Dragonite January 10, 2009

Toilet Taint 

The part of the toilet between the tank of the toilet and the toilet bowl. This is where pubes, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Much like an actual taint the 'toilet taint' is merely the connection between two major features. While not particularly useful, it is extremely necessary.

Person 1: I have to throw out my toothbrush it fell on the toilet taint.

Person 1: I cleaned the bathroom!
Person 2: No you didn't! There is still a forest of pubes and 2 years worth of dried urine on the toilet taint!

Toilet Taint by Cherrubim April 3, 2011

taint saint 

Describes a person who is so kind, generous, and truly giving to your taint. A quick way for one to become a taint saint is for them to die for your, defending your, or spreading the good news of your taint to the heathens of the world.

After the recent scandals in the Catholic Church, the Vatican, in a desperate attempt to increase the churches popularity, announced a list of a dozen new taint saints.

taint saint by BitchBastard February 11, 2005

taintalingus

An oral working over of the taint.

Dude, that chick performed some great taintalingus on me last night.

taintalingus by bradbthelbst November 27, 2004

taintectomy 

An operation that removes the taint of a woman to merge two holes into one. Highly not recommended.

My girl got a taintectomy so my huge dick could fit

taintectomy by HannahKraus April 17, 2009