December 5th

National Wear Black Day
A day to wear all black your shirt, hoodie, pants, socks, and even shoes!

Hooman: “Why are you wearing black?”
Other Hooman: “It’s wear black day, duhh! You have to wear black all day today since it is December 5th.”

by yeetus thy feetus November 20, 2019

June 5th

June 5th is the day that the the sexiest beaner (Juan) was born

It's June 5th! let's send Juan some nudes!

by 2fta November 23, 2021

June 5th

June 5th is the day that we celebrate Wyatt calling a black man a negro

“Wyatt,” Literary Term: A plump young man who enjoys spending his time crashing out on Discord.

Example of June 5th: “You’re a negro!” - Wyatt

by chackbaylover69 May 5, 2025

5th december

International nudes day where ur gf has to send u nudes (atleast 5 pics)

On 5th december Gf send bf the spiciest nudes she ever took

by lordeet December 3, 2023

September 5th

Slap ass day

Literially just go around and slap peoples ass
(with consent ofc, woohoo!)

"It's september 5th!"
"So?"
"It's slap ass day!"
*slap*
"ouch!!"

by Luck1e September 1, 2022

March 5th

March 5th is Ezyw_2's Birthday!!

"oh hey its march 5th , Thats Ezyw_2's birthday , i should go follow them on twitch!!"

by Ezyw_2 April 20, 2025

June 5th

if you are born on this day you are short but illegal to bully them for it

damn I'm born on June 5th, no one can bully me for being short

by totallynotashortperson May 14, 2021