when your latin teacher is going over the do-now and all of a sudden he says something like "i wish i had more time" or "how was your weekend, johnny?" meanwhile johnny's name is really anthony.
anthony: "the definition of car is an object with a motor and engine that transports people from location to location."
mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"
anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."
mr. pietrucha: "thank you johnny... i went to oklahoma city this weekend with my wife and saw the giants play football. where am i?"
anthony: "i never thought i would say this, but i have a forgetful latin teacher."
by D Siegs June 04, 2010
adj. : The type of cuteness that someone has that is not necessarily an attraction, but an admiration of.
by Flare-Flare May 27, 2007
(n.) An incoherent science characterized by arbitrary and ever-changing rules and standards.
A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
A non-analytical approach to solving problems. Often results in false, illogical, contradictory, or otherwise useless conclusions.
English teacher science asserts that there is no inconsistency in the fact that, while MLA exists as a uniquely defined document preparation guideline, it also exists as infinitely many interpretations by English teachers around the world.
by Roseanne Kerby March 24, 2004
The best teacher you can think of, although he/she makes some bad puns. He/She is the best teacher you can think of.
by Schooldick March 23, 2017
1 A condition, commonly found in gym teachers but also in teachers of other pointless classes, where the patient tries to compensate for the pointlessness of their job with odd and unnecessary busy work.
2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job
2 the same, but for anybody with a pointless job
"My gym teacher gave me a written test today. Why would he do that?" "he has gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."
"My boss is making us wear a different uniform every day. I wonder if he's getting Gym teachers syndrome."
by sixtyfivereasonswhyimawesome March 07, 2012
The pervert in your school who teaches children how to smash a girl's pussy in fun and interesting ways called intercourse.
Fag #1: Hey, where were you at 2:00 yesterday?
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
Fag#2: I was listening to Mr. Orgasmo, the sex ed teacher, tell me and a bunch of other fags what a vagina is and why we are getting hair in new places.
by Mr. Orgasmo December 27, 2015
Someone who enlightens you, guides you to the fountain of knowledge, who is funny, kind, & will make you laugh, who understands your problems & will try to help you solve them.
The best teacher will help you, guide you, but not force you to do anything. They push you to your limits but not too far, they praise your hard work & yet provide you with constructive criticism to aid your success.
You may experience a certain level of awkward infatuation around these teachers..
The best teacher will help you, guide you, but not force you to do anything. They push you to your limits but not too far, they praise your hard work & yet provide you with constructive criticism to aid your success.
You may experience a certain level of awkward infatuation around these teachers..
Girl: My French teacher is possibly the Best Teacher Ever!
Best Friend: God I swear you have some kind of awkward infatuation with the guy, he's not that great!!!
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
Best Friend: God I swear you have some kind of awkward infatuation with the guy, he's not that great!!!
Teacher: ...
awkward..!
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013