Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.
“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
by SassySpooner January 8, 2019
Get the Spoons fevermug. The spoon killer is a person who spoons you until you die. Or he spoons your nuts. the spoon killer is joey white, he lives in the upper part of vaughan.
by Not the spoon killer April 11, 2023
Get the Spoon Killermug. The act of letting out a breath frustration just enough for anyone within a 3 foot radius to notice. Usually this occurs when extreme hunger sets in and one is looking for the proper utensil that will compliment their exact meal, of which will be consumed within seconds, only to realize all the utensils are insufficient.
As she poured the last 3 pieces of cereal into her bowl after a long day of work, the girl let out a spoon sigh equipt with a roll of the eyes and hip pop.
by bananna87 March 29, 2010
Get the spoon sighmug. A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.
Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.
Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.
by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023
Get the Scumbag Spoonmug. When you’re spooning with not one but two people and you are granted the honor of being in the center. With your arms wrapped around the people on both of your sides you feel like the pimp you never got to be
“Yooo I was hanging with Becky and Amber”
“Ya and.. ”
“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”
“Ya and.. ”
“I ended up pimp spoon between them on the couch”
“Nice bro”
by killMEpleaseTHANKS December 27, 2018
Get the Pimp spoonmug. by P.e.s.0 September 7, 2020
Get the Cool-spoonsmug. by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023
Get the Desk Spoonmug.