Shrek is a very green sexy man he is so sexy i suck his toes every night and i want to wake up to him hes daddy and i would drop anyone for him
by Kat Shreks Wife December 21, 2020
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Get the Shrek mug.Daddy...I mean daddy...I mean Shrek is a green ogre who is a internet celebrity and steals all the men and ladies, already having multiple of lovers and spouses. When you see him, you'll realize he put Moto Moto to shame. It's important not to stare at him for too long or you'll fall for him next...
Him: *sees Shrek walk into the diner while on a date* Oh no...
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
Her: *Stares at the green big daddy with lustful eyes*
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Get the Shrek mug.Shrek is the mosh hottest person ever he is my idol and my husband I am taken by the most handsome man in the world
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